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بصراحة لا تفوتكم السالفة




يا عيني على الخطوط
السعودية



أسمع السالفة



كان فيه رحلة طالعه من
الرياض ورايحة لـ لندن. المهم... وكان أحد المسافرين (بريطاني) معه قفص فيه كلب.
طبعاً مع الشنط. ويوم وصلوا لندن، إلا والله هالكلب فطس (مات يا عيني عليه)!!!
وأبتلشوا طاقم الطيارة... عاد هم يعرفون أن الخواجات يحبون الكلاب أكثر من عيالهم
ولا يبون يخلون سمعة الخطوط السعودية رديئة فـقرروا أنهم يقولون
لصاحب الكلب: أن القفص نسوه بالرياض على بال ما يدبرون كلب زيه بالضبط... نفس
الألوان ونفس الفصيلة .

بعد كم يوم أرسلوا لـ صاحب
الكلب، وقالوا له تعال استلم كلبك. تفاجأ الرجال يوم شاف القفص وبوسطه الكلب؟؟؟ قال
لهم: أنا كلبي مات بالرياض وجبته أدفنه هنا بـ لندن، كيف حيا!!

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ماشاء الله عليهم الخطوط السعودية خدماتهم فوق الوصف

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